So I LOVE clothes…. but I HATE window shopping.  For one thing,  it is depressing…. who likes seeing and touching things they want  and knowing you will never own them because of such arbitrary factors as having to have money to pay your rent or buy food, UGH! The second reason I hate window shopping is because it requires me to go out to stores and walk around. Nope, Never, Not gonna happen! I love clothes but I hate the shopping experience. Stores are too packed with product, which makes shopping too much like  a “Where’s Waldo” mission and the sales clerks can seem to tell I am not there to buy anything, which is too much judgement for a Saturday afternoon.

BUT I still like to keep up with what’s out there and dream about clothes I would love to hang in my closet or jewelry I would love to own, because that is fun and torturous…. so I have a few online stores that I frequent and make “Dream Carts.” Hello, Net-A-Porter! First off, I love their selection, they always have the items I have been eyeing off the runway and two, the way they show the item styled in a outfit makes the daydream that much more fun.  Ha! So below are the items from my current “Dream Cart”…. check it out but don’t judge me!

 

Sacai Leather Shearling // $2,945

SACAI-SHEARLING

This coat is everything.. I love this coat so much. This coat is amazing. Everyone needs this coat…. I have been wondering what bank to rob so that I can buy it. UGH!

Marni Wool Bustier // $1,070

marni-bustier

A “G” for bustier… Never! But a girl can dream and I already have the outfit picked out.

Acne Studios Hunter Culottes // $1,850

ACNE-STUDIOS-HUNTER-CULOTTES

I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want…. ok I am starting to whine now.

MSGM Patent Tassle Loafers // $585

MSGM-LOAFERS

Ok so I am determined that these will be mine one day. Not now, because rent is due in a week, but soon….soon I say!

Slow and Steady Wins the Race Leather Bodega Bag // $300

bodega-bag

Ok, so this bag is not out of the realm of possibility. That is one thing I have going for me, I am not an expensive bag girl. I live off of totes and sack style bags… I mean, I have other more expensive and useless shit I would rather spend my money on than a purse I generally hate to carry around anyway.

Lanvin Elbow Length Gloves // $550

Lavin-gloves

OK, so strange fact… I have been looking for the perfect pair of elbow length gloves for the past two winters. Ha! I copped one pair but they are a little thin. These Lanvin versions might just be the ones but they fucking cost too much…. Sigh! (sad face emoji)

Cart Total: $ 7,300… HA HA! But damn I would be fly!